Fuck-you Mikey

Fuck-you Mike. Your kid might have my eyes and my wang, and might have been conceived while you were throwing fruit and rotorwash on drug smugglers in the gulf, but I'm NOT fucking paying child support. Kelly might have gotten her pipes cleaned a few times, or twice a day, while you were hangin with the boat people, but I always finished in the dirt! Ha! Besides, I blew all my money at www.kelly.com (NSFW!!!). Oh, in other news, my wife is still for sale. That is all.

Some xtras I picked up...

Victory

www.vhemt.org-interesting site or spawned from satan?The Coast Guard Avionics Technician Rating Badge

Aviation in the Coast Guard

Great video. I don't care for the music much, but check it out: http://www.cgclips.com/lipsa-motivation-LQ.wmv

Might take a minute to download.

J.R.

Finally got his attention...
Bullshitting with his brothers.
The colors. Haaaand Salute!
A Stearman for you aviation types.

The boy off to his adventure. He'll be a different person when back from this one, I would guess. It's his turn to do it. We will not forget.

Family

Well, I met 4 more coasties today. Came from Elizabeth city, NC in an HH60 Jayhawk. Didn't know them, but they are family nonetheless. That makes 5 Coasties met working at Collins. One was a retarded(retired) HH65 Dolphin pilot named Paul. If I could do it again, I would. Even if I had to spend another 4 years in the boat world. Heads up to Eddie Scar-burry, Keith aka "Short-stuff"-you little midget bastard, Chief "J.W." Monty, Mikey "Two-toes" Pet-rat-tell Kelly I will clean her pipes ASAP,Bitch Rosen, Hugh "cue" the fucked up kid who put up with my wire/Nicad training-Ohm's law explains everything!!!, Bondage, Rascal, Fresus, Travis the worm-farmer aka "Casper"-hope Dea isn't nagging you too bad, Stuck-in-the-mud Delton, Doc Louie, Livin la vida Malocha, Chief Stiffler, MCPO Frankie D., Red-ass, Sean Anthony "Boomhauer", Crummy you dirty bastard, Chonforti, Jimmy Fise stupefieser, Frankie S., Lt. Josh-something about Molly?, Kallballs-you MSK slut-melts in your mouth-bitch!, Cdr Pat, CDR Jeff-thanks for the morale, Andy F., Big Al the sillyvilian, Yucko the bitch-clown from Mobile, AMTC Gilbert, Skinner the sinner, Too-fucking-Tall, Barbra-you'll figure it all out, Tommy M.-stay away from Stinky and Rotney you Cuban fuck, Sibilner Fuchs, La Coya-I'm still black, beeyatch, Lt. Zack and Schmitty, Sully, Mr. D., Larry the swimmer, MEATBALL!- you fat ass crazy jumper, ASTC Gonzo-thanks for the Frank's intro, Mikey S., CWO4 Fitz, LZ, Senior K.D., Matty you computer nerd, AMTC(ret.) Mark S.-you taught me honor, Former CWO Andrew now Lt. j.g. Cookie-you showed me my CG family, and every god damned bastard that I can't remember cause of this Bacardi I drank for all of you-I had to drink alot, motherfuckers. Smooth tailwinds and keep in touch. How I wish that I could be there with you once again. It's amazing how much we took for granted. Don't take it for granted, ever. Now, I am stuck in this boring civilian life. Don't worry, I'm gonna help you still, just give me a few years and you'll see it.

The Coffee Bastard.
Enjoy your cup of dirt!
"A cup of Joe for every man, woman, and ass!"
-Juan Valdez' mule