Thursday, September 29, 2005

You're Hired!

Well, its been eleven months and the FAA finally offered me a job in E-ville. Back to working for the government. No more fixin Joe-Schmo's 172 or some rich asshole's plane he gets a tax-break on. Ah, but no more working on this. Or this beautiful baby. Okay, the rocket was really yellow, but you get the idea. My boss offered me more money, but he couldn't compete with your tax money. Not to mention the benefits your tax money gives me :) Thanks alot! Don't worry, I will make sure you get the signals you need to land, just remember to have it serviced at Collins, they do a decent job. I will let you all know how it is. Mikey, don't worry, you just let me know when you become retarded and I will hook you up best I can. In the meantime, enjoy this.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Whistling Shit-can




"Fellow Aviators, be proud." That preceded these pics a brother sent me. They should be proud. Shout out to Bulldog, Lamb-boy, and J.D. I know you guys and the rest hauled ass like most of us never have experienced. Here's a clip of them in action. It's a good feeling to know why they work so hard to keep that whistling shit-can in the sky. I don't care what those jack-ass politicians say, you guys do one helluva job.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

FTAF


It's pronounced eff-taff. Stands for "Fuck The Air Force". In the words of reserve U.S.M.C. Senior Master Sergeant Mohler (ret.): "The Air Force is not part of the military." I couldn't agree more. These fucks cry if they don't get their "latte", or breaky time. Not to mention if they work over their 32 hour work week. Pussies. They don't get any better when they make sillyvilian either.

Enough about candy-asses. I drank some wild turkey tonite to remember drinking wild turkey.

Anybody looking for a broken tweet? I am tired of standing on my head for rich fucks.

Anyone got any good sea stories? Lately, I've been a bit short of any. I guess you can replay your own only so many times.

Watching ABC primtime. They got a show on about the flu, earthquakes, and nuclear bombs. Must be cause of Katrina. What a great job our media is doing. Making every fucking American spaz out over mass death and destruction. Have another drink and then quit worrying. Pussies. I should get a bunch of plastic bags and sell them on ebay as antiflu-radiation-earthquake protective devices for 20 bucks apiece.

We're nothing but stupid animals. We leach off another group, animal or our own race, to survive. Then, when shit hits the fan, we turn into monkies again and do what we have to survive. Any bit of being human stops functioning and the animal part takes over. It's a primal thing. It's what holds us back from the next step of evolution. Fine, the few that can overcome and survive will just make things better. We all had a good run. As monkies.

Drink some Turkey, bitches. Accept your place with the monkies.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Shit and more shit....





If you have ever jumped out of a perfectly good Coast Guard aircraft you might want to see this. For those of you who do not know who this is, it's JoBoo-the Aviation Survival Technician a.k.a. Rescue Swimmer "A" school mascot. Aye, the AMTs stole him and held him for hostage. Blame them!

Sunday, September 04, 2005

Army Bitch









Be warned, Michael. We wouldn't want this to happen again! As you can see, I was the compassionate one of the group...