You're Hired!

Well, its been eleven months and the FAA finally offered me a job in E-ville. Back to working for the government. No more fixin Joe-Schmo's 172 or some rich asshole's plane he gets a tax-break on. Ah, but no more working on this. Or this beautiful baby. Okay, the rocket was really yellow, but you get the idea. My boss offered me more money, but he couldn't compete with your tax money. Not to mention the benefits your tax money gives me :) Thanks alot! Don't worry, I will make sure you get the signals you need to land, just remember to have it serviced at Collins, they do a decent job. I will let you all know how it is. Mikey, don't worry, you just let me know when you become retarded and I will hook you up best I can. In the meantime, enjoy this.

Whistling Shit-can

"Fellow Aviators, be proud." That preceded these pics a brother sent me. They should be proud. Shout out to Bulldog, Lamb-boy, and J.D. I know you guys and the rest hauled ass like most of us never have experienced. Here's a clip of them in action. It's a good feeling to know why they work so hard to keep that whistling shit-can in the sky. I don't care what those jack-ass politicians say, you guys do one helluva job.

FTAF

It's pronounced eff-taff. Stands for "Fuck The Air Force". In the words of reserve U.S.M.C. Senior Master Sergeant Mohler (ret.): "The Air Force is not part of the military." I couldn't agree more. These fucks cry if they don't get their "latte", or breaky time. Not to mention if they work over their 32 hour work week. Pussies. They don't get any better when they make sillyvilian either.

Enough about candy-asses. I drank some wild turkey tonite to remember drinking wild turkey.

Anybody looking for a broken tweet? I am tired of standing on my head for rich fucks.

Anyone got any good sea stories? Lately, I've been a bit short of any. I guess you can replay your own only so many times.

Watching ABC primtime. They got a show on about the flu, earthquakes, and nuclear bombs. Must be cause of Katrina. What a great job our media is doing. Making every fucking American spaz out over mass death and destruction. Have another drink and then quit worrying. Pussies. I should get a bunch of plastic bags and sell them on ebay as antiflu-radiation-earthquake protective devices for 20 bucks apiece.

We're nothing but stupid animals. We leach off another group, animal or our own race, to survive. Then, when shit hits the fan, we turn into monkies again and do what we have to survive. Any bit of being human stops functioning and the animal part takes over. It's a primal thing. It's what holds us back from the next step of evolution. Fine, the few that can overcome and survive will just make things better. We all had a good run. As monkies.

Drink some Turkey, bitches. Accept your place with the monkies.

Shit and more shit....

If you have ever jumped out of a perfectly good Coast Guard aircraft you might want to see this. For those of you who do not know who this is, it's JoBoo-the Aviation Survival Technician a.k.a. Rescue Swimmer "A" school mascot. Aye, the AMTs stole him and held him for hostage. Blame them!

Army Bitch

Be warned, Michael. We wouldn't want this to happen again! As you can see, I was the compassionate one of the group...

Fuck-you Mikey

Fuck-you Mike. Your kid might have my eyes and my wang, and might have been conceived while you were throwing fruit and rotorwash on drug smugglers in the gulf, but I'm NOT fucking paying child support. Kelly might have gotten her pipes cleaned a few times, or twice a day, while you were hangin with the boat people, but I always finished in the dirt! Ha! Besides, I blew all my money at www.kelly.com (NSFW!!!). Oh, in other news, my wife is still for sale. That is all.

Some xtras I picked up...

Victory

www.vhemt.org-interesting site or spawned from satan?The Coast Guard Avionics Technician Rating Badge

Aviation in the Coast Guard

Great video. I don't care for the music much, but check it out: http://www.cgclips.com/lipsa-motivation-LQ.wmv

Might take a minute to download.

J.R.

Finally got his attention...
Bullshitting with his brothers.
The colors. Haaaand Salute!
A Stearman for you aviation types.

The boy off to his adventure. He'll be a different person when back from this one, I would guess. It's his turn to do it. We will not forget.

Family

Well, I met 4 more coasties today. Came from Elizabeth city, NC in an HH60 Jayhawk. Didn't know them, but they are family nonetheless. That makes 5 Coasties met working at Collins. One was a retarded(retired) HH65 Dolphin pilot named Paul. If I could do it again, I would. Even if I had to spend another 4 years in the boat world. Heads up to Eddie Scar-burry, Keith aka "Short-stuff"-you little midget bastard, Chief "J.W." Monty, Mikey "Two-toes" Pet-rat-tell Kelly I will clean her pipes ASAP,Bitch Rosen, Hugh "cue" the fucked up kid who put up with my wire/Nicad training-Ohm's law explains everything!!!, Bondage, Rascal, Fresus, Travis the worm-farmer aka "Casper"-hope Dea isn't nagging you too bad, Stuck-in-the-mud Delton, Doc Louie, Livin la vida Malocha, Chief Stiffler, MCPO Frankie D., Red-ass, Sean Anthony "Boomhauer", Crummy you dirty bastard, Chonforti, Jimmy Fise stupefieser, Frankie S., Lt. Josh-something about Molly?, Kallballs-you MSK slut-melts in your mouth-bitch!, Cdr Pat, CDR Jeff-thanks for the morale, Andy F., Big Al the sillyvilian, Yucko the bitch-clown from Mobile, AMTC Gilbert, Skinner the sinner, Too-fucking-Tall, Barbra-you'll figure it all out, Tommy M.-stay away from Stinky and Rotney you Cuban fuck, Sibilner Fuchs, La Coya-I'm still black, beeyatch, Lt. Zack and Schmitty, Sully, Mr. D., Larry the swimmer, MEATBALL!- you fat ass crazy jumper, ASTC Gonzo-thanks for the Frank's intro, Mikey S., CWO4 Fitz, LZ, Senior K.D., Matty you computer nerd, AMTC(ret.) Mark S.-you taught me honor, Former CWO Andrew now Lt. j.g. Cookie-you showed me my CG family, and every god damned bastard that I can't remember cause of this Bacardi I drank for all of you-I had to drink alot, motherfuckers. Smooth tailwinds and keep in touch. How I wish that I could be there with you once again. It's amazing how much we took for granted. Don't take it for granted, ever. Now, I am stuck in this boring civilian life. Don't worry, I'm gonna help you still, just give me a few years and you'll see it.

The Coffee Bastard.
Enjoy your cup of dirt!
"A cup of Joe for every man, woman, and ass!"
-Juan Valdez' mule

So I went and blew a bunch of money today and realized that I can't get fired from my job yet. What's up with the lack of atheism books in the bookstores these days? There were four books compared to hundreds of christian-oriented books from various bibles (women's, children's, men's, dog's, cat's, roadrunner's, etc.) to how to praise Bob properly while taking a shower. I guess it's all about the market with these stores. And since we are in hyper neo-con northern kentucky, bubba wants his redneck's devotional bible (less confusing terminology and bigger letters). Okay, but seriously, how can we expect people to look at things with an open mind when we don't publish but a few books that barely make it to the stores? Maybe we don't need the extra bullshit, since we can explain away most ideology with simple deduction and wonderful, logical reason.
When my co-workers discovered my science emblem (a fish converted to a rocket ship with "science" engraved inside the rocket ship) I was shunned for months. Should I blame them for their close-minded behavior? Or the institution of religion-it and the priests, who are way wiser in the origins of life, set their minds because "my daddy and his daddy said so". I would love to tell them how stupid a side of me feels they are. But can I blame them? Society as a whole breathes religion-partly due to some group saying it is right and partly because of laziness. Who told this or that group it was right? Another group. But who told them? Lazy because we don't want to ponder all the options more than once. Atheists have to reevaluate the facts and lies. At least I do. I have to.
Now they are screaming intelligent design. You mean you don't literally interpret the bible? Well, if that's the case, then you can alter it to fit any new or old scientific theory. I read the bibles. I even took a peek at the Quran-pretty similar stuff and still way off. So let's throw them both out, cause if you aren't going to literally interpret the bibles, you aren't going to literally interpret the facts. How can you have a real discussion with a christian if they bend the everything to suit their needs? Lets compare the Catholic bibles to the protestant bibles: five or six more books than the protestant? Okay, Bob said catholics get more to read cause they have been bad. Sheesh, I need a drink. Enough for tonight.
Here's a good bible verse that you christians out there should easily explain with non-literal interpretation: It gets good at 31:17.
I wonder how they figured out which one's were virgins?
Good night!

One more good link: http://evolutionblog.blogspot.com/

Doing here?

What the hell am I doing here? Mainly just to chuck insults at my brothers, I suppose. Oh first post, how about a bit about me. I am a retired Coast Guard avionics technician who served honorably guarding our coasts from 2000-2005. Yes, I am retired. I blew out my back while doing a combination of flying/exercising/drinking while active duty so they booted me and gave me the title "retired". Or maybe "retarded" is better. Oh well, I would have never gotten out if they didn't kick me out one way or another. Yes, I would have been a "lifer"-contrary to the belief that many of my "A" school buddies had. So, I moved back to Indiana where I bought a house and got a job breaking civvie aircraft for the time being. Now, I am trying to get out of this place and back to somewhere that resembles my coastie life of honor, integrity, and good shipmates... I guess I am a pterodactyl now, so on with the nostalgia.
Any old airdales/shipmates that have any good sea stories feel free to post away. You drink for free over here in candyland.