Fuck-you Mikey

Fuck-you Mike. Your kid might have my eyes and my wang, and might have been conceived while you were throwing fruit and rotorwash on drug smugglers in the gulf, but I'm NOT fucking paying child support. Kelly might have gotten her pipes cleaned a few times, or twice a day, while you were hangin with the boat people, but I always finished in the dirt! Ha! Besides, I blew all my money at www.kelly.com (NSFW!!!). Oh, in other news, my wife is still for sale. That is all.